1. herbackrowkings:

    lalondes:

    >teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked

    >teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model

    >james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room

    >james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age

    DO NOT DARE OVERLOOK THIS POST

  2. wit-and-sexuality:

Simple :)
  3. "Some people waste a large percentage of their energy in fretting and stewing, in useless anxiety, in scolding, in complaining about the weather and the perversity of inanimate things. Others convert nearly all of their energy into power and moral sunshine."
    Orison Swett Marden,”Cheerfulness as a Life Power” (via abundance-mine)
  4. lulz-time:

    Velma is having none of your vampire shit today

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  5. andethoras-ethil:

    I miss my bun

  6. andethoras-ethil:

    I miss my bun

  7. shezzablue:

    missmindicarriesbaby5:

    jesseproch:

    emt-monster:

    Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

    I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

    I really love this, because as someone with anxiety when I did take party drugs way back when I was always scared of going to the hospital because I didnt want to be arrested…..even when I bad tripped and cried in the bathroom for 10 hours because I thought Jeff was trying to murder me. I dont do party drugs anymore, but it still is comforting to me….seriously.

    Most EMTS and medics I’ve met are some of the most non-judgmental folks ever. Look, we love helping people and saving lives. That’s what we went to school for. Help us help you, and everyone will fare better for it. 

  8. idaresayihavetoomany:

    its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

    timelord-castiel:

    rosskemp:

    do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

    does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

    am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

    these are our struggles

    Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

    The struggles of a man

    boo hoo

    thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

    you need an award right now

  9. lulz-time:

My brother’s cat, Otis. He sat like this for 15 minutes, totally transfixed. Every time they would roar, he meowed back
dream big, Otis
Those are your people Otis. Don’t let anyone tell you different.

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    lulz-time:

    My brother’s cat, Otis. He sat like this for 15 minutes, totally transfixed. Every time they would roar, he meowed back

    dream big, Otis

    Those are your people Otis. Don’t let anyone tell you different.

    Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog